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The glove compartment is inaccurately named…

It was snowing heavily as I drove my Range Rover. Trying to get home seemed impossible, I could barely see out of my windshield. I didn’t notice I was over the speed limit until I saw the red and blue lights in my rear view mirror. I pulled over as the officer started getting out of his car. I rolled my window down and I immediately felt the snow flurries brush against my face. 

“Good evening,” the officer said, “I’m going to neewait. Are you Justin Bieber?”

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